Overcast today.
Church bells ringing in something -
First day of half term?
Paul is in training;
Prue off to collect her car;
Sarah to find arse.
Sans arse, one finds it
Difficult to get through life.
(And legs can drop off.)
Not sure where it went;
It was here all Janu'ry.
Then it buggered off!
No get up and go.
I have a round Tu-It, but
It isn't the same.
(Those things raise a smile
But don't have any effect
On motivation.)
Need to Get Stuff Done.
The sticks and carrots don't work;
It's arse or nothing.
[Note: for anyone boggling at the above, it stems from the phrase "I can't be arsed," that is, "I can't be bothered". This led on to "I've lost my arse" as a description for the feeling of ennui that saps the desire to do anything, and things just went downhill from there.]
First, collect your legs.
ReplyDeleteWithout these you are buggered.
Or perhaps you're not! :D
Exercise can give
energy, get up and go!
You need to try it.
If I sit around
and never go for a walk
I feel like a slug
Not just any slug!
A dry one...and moribund.
A bad way to feel.
I now have my car
Reunited at long last.
Fretting is over :)
Well, I walked today,
ReplyDeleteAnd got my new boots muddy!
Still, it's what they're for.
Good job they were waxed!
The water beads right off them.
And they're very warm. :)
Yay for a good walk! :D
ReplyDeleteWe need boots that repel mud.
Not yet invented :(